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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":428}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
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