{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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