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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
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The Carmel Symphony Orchestra is a symphony orchestra based in Carmel, Indiana. In February 2011, the Carmel Symphony became the resident orchestra of the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel.
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