{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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Vance Gilbert is an American folk singer-songwriter. He started as a jazz singer, switched to folk music, became a regular on the open mike circuit in Boston and toured with Shawn Colvin. He has recorded sixteen albums, including Side of the Road, three of them on Philo/Rounder Records.
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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